He who dies with most the toys is, nonetheless, still dead.

POETRY

You may find my poems

Mung Beans




Fuck off vegetarians

With your butternut squashes

Your bland stroganoffez

Pasta bakes

Walnut cakes

Disdain for steaks

Ribs

Pork

Liver

Shanks

Smug moral wanks

Gently coasting

Blindly nut roasting

3 comments:

crawling to the rodeo said...

I find this somewhat offensive, who is this eyebrows fellow?
Perhaps this meat eating moron is on the council for better bacon. He certainly is ill informed. Yes, this is canine propaganda at its most horrid. He wouldn't know a good diet if it struck him squarely in the ginger face

Ted Smith said...

Oh yeah eyebrows, you try reading this to a non vegetarian, vegetarian daughter who doesn't like vegetables but who loves her nan's roast potatoes.

robophobe said...

Yes, I agree. Meat is nutritious and generally held to give supernatural powers.